2 June 2012
I recently (yesterday) bought Plague Inc. off the App Store and began to WIPE OUT ALL OF HUMANITY!!! And to have some fun, I named my disease Happiness. It was hilarious.
Firstly, the President becomes ill with Happiness.
Then, there's a global Happiness Awareness Day.
Soon, the search for the cure to Happiness begins.
For some reason, the London Olympics are cancelled due to Happiness.
Penultimately, Happiness mutates and gains the symptom Insanity.
And finally, Happiness drives the whole of the human race to exinction.
And so, everyone - don't be happy! BE JOYFUL!!!
The Plague Is Called... • Opuss № I