3 June 2012
Only idiots press red buttons. The clever people press a few white buttons with some intricately positioned black dots on them, and once they think they have done enough, hit the green button. Which sometimes, in my case, ends up working like a stereotypical red button, ie. Opuss stops working.
"Hmmm... an inconspicuous large red button! I can deduce that no repercussions could possibly occur by me pressing it thusly!"
*presses button, nothing happens*
There, all is well. *walks off whistling*
(Taken from Tom's Tales of Awesome)
Buttons • Opuss № I