3 May 2012
Glory, Glory, What a Hell of a Way To Die! (From the tune of "Glory, Glory Man. United!")
Chorus
Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die! Suspended by his braces and he don't know how to fly! Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die, And he ain't gonna jump no more!
Verse 1
He jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute! He jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute! He jumped from 40,000 feet without a parachute, And he ain't gonna jump no more!
Chorus
Verse 2
He landed on his rump and like a lump of strawberry jam! He landed on his rump and like a lump of strawberry jam! He landed on his rump and like a lump of strawberry jam, And he ain't gonna jump no more!
Chorus
Verse 3
They put him in an envelope and sent it home to Mum, They put him in an envelope and sent it home to Mum, They put him in an envelope and sent it home to Mum, And he ain't gonna jump no more!
Chorus
Verse 4
She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see, She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see, She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see, And he ain't gonna jump no more!
Chorus
The End!!!
Spaghetti and Meatballs
Spaghetti and meatballs, All covered in cheese. And one little meatball, Was hit by a sneeze!
It rolled off the table, And onto the floor. And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door.
It went in the garden, And under a bush. And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush.
But then my poor meatball, Turned into a tree! So hold all your meatballs, When there is a sneeze!
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