3 July 2012
When you get scale ratios the wrong way round...
"I ordered a 1:50,000 Landranger map, not a new type of planet which is a huge flat plain of paper!"
"Why has my house been crushed by a delivery for me, it being a replica of the Millenium Falcon?"
"A beautiful picture of the queen, which was supposed to be her smallest portrait, has now unfortunately had to be placed on the Sun, due to a mathematically inferior artist. Luckily, the picture is so big, it is viewable on Earth and blocks all sunlight from reaching our planet. Enjoy the perpetual night!"
Scale Trouble • Opuss № I