Drunk People

Do not try an athletic hop over a 4 foot metal barrier. Your wrists and face will not thank you in the morning.
'play' fighting with your friends will not endear you to the 'ladies'.
Especially if you are in your mid 30's and dressed like the 6th member of one direction.
Females- ask a trusted member of the community if your attire is appropriate to your age and body shape. Your 'friends' are obviously practical jokers if they said you look good in those skin tight satin trousers. Maybe 20 years and 5 stone ago....
Please try to wear shoes with heels low enough to avoid the velociraptor walk.
Try to act with class. Shreaking to your friend to 'fucking hurry up' as you perch precariously on your Primani skyscrapers waiting for your taxichariot to take you back to your lair is not the done thing and makes you sound like Frank Gallagher with (droopy) breasts.
Sometimes, nikki minaj, or whatever the hideous creature is called, may not be the style icon you should religiously copy. Take note short plump white girls from the north.
Likewise, gentlemen. 3/4 length chinos, pumps and tight t shirts with the neckline to the middle nipple may not be the attire to 'rock' if you are touching 40, slightly balding, pale skinned and straight.
It's been a long day.