My Funny Friends 1

@Puppy

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If you have problems in life, face them don't Facebook them!.

@tattyteddy

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - unknown.

@magicmilkshake

:D

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian. It's like going into a garage doesn't make you a car. -unknown.

@gloverer

Biggest Snake In The World

A friend said to a teacher 'Sir, do you know that they found the world's biggest snake?' To which he replied 'Well they must have followed me to the urinals.'.

@shayP

Helen Flanagan What a bitch I'm a celeb, she is getting on my nerves Go where u belong in corrie.

@33Guetta78

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do.".

@33Guetta78

MIRROR, U SAY I'M PRETTY, CAMERA, Y U NO AGREE?!.

@AWriterGirl

My Funny Friends 2

Me: Bonjour, mon ami. Nelson: HEY. Watch your French missy!.