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I'm Not Like That!!

Omg did you see dat shizz?
Wat iz it dat has u in a fizz?
Lol jk who really carez, yano?
U iz all like, what's goin on in da English lingo,
And I iz like yeah, swagger iz ourz,
When we is on Facebook 4 Hours,
As long as we don't speak all clever,
Cause we is the sickest ever,
Yes mate! Our swagger is fly,
Cause we so cool when were high,
Omg did u see dat ass?
At least my virginity will last,
Look at me, all natural beauty yeah?
Mate even oranges don't dare
Go that far, munchin on those drugs,
No wonder they think us thugs,
Cause ennit mate I can't speak but I terror u,
They honestly have no clue,
Dat honestly the truth,
I'm not that type of youth!

AlexJessop97

@AlexJessop97

15 years old- live in my own world. Just want people to know my name.

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Brilliant! πŸ˜‰

Thank you! @Fly10

Very clever and witty πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@MrsS thanks (:

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