Leonardo diCaprio

@chrisrowlands

Poetry

Do not use poetry, art or music to get into a girls pants. Use it to get into her head..

@soulofaman

All My Life

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific..

@rjgayle

Ice Cream

When love does not find you, ice cream is a good replacement..

@RachTheWriter

How To Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

"Oh, it's very simple, really. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.

@mariadevlin

Important

"Right this is important!" "How do we deside?" Rock, paper, Sissors!.

@eliseeeegurl

Rules were made for breaking..

@Toulbox

Note To Self

Note to self : when Missus says "I'm going to paint the downstairs toilet today" you should know that it's not going to be a one man job!.

@clementallen

Charlie: "oh yeah, five's an odd number isn't it?".