Jimmy Saville

@aliciagiggles

Pizza guy.

What do a Pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common. They both get to smell the good but they never get to eat..

@albisher

He came to me one night, explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill. When he was satisfied, he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO.

@dassah

What starts with f and ends in uck most people say fuck but its firetruck.

@dos

Oliver Barrett

Oh the stench Olly is sat beside me. Woe betide he might fart. How eggy and smelly the fart is. Neverthesmellyless I fainted.wow what a smell.

@bambang

damn my answer

hai...asl pls she answer : 18f,inggris she ask me : u. my answer : what. my size. she answer : no....\O_o/'.

@peaceloveice

An Insult

I'm not saying she's a tramp, but she has sand to keep her crabs happy..

@sqky

Oh My

Three Asians were hit with a tesco truck the other day. Every little helps...

@ashleighlaurenm

Clock

If her age is on the clock shes too young for your cock Not meant to be offensive.