An Insult

@sqky

Too Young

Is just a name in china..

@Molliecat

Jimmy Saval

Jimmy saval isn't that bad when I was nine he arranged for me to milk a cow blindfolded ;).

@Molliecat

Gang-bang Style

Gang-bang style Whop whop whop Whop gang-bang style!!!.

@kitty_katt

Conversation With Dad

*big sigh* Me: 'I dunno why I get these random big breaths...' Dad: 'You don't know why you get these random big breasts?'.

@JessieH

What do you call identical boobs?. Identitties.

@casey_bmx

Sandwich

This man was walking into a kitchen. He made himself a sandwich. And it was good. It had cheese on it(:.

@MacDoom

Jimmy Saville Joke

Jimmy Saville is on a plane with two children. The plane is about to crash, but there are only two parachutes. Jimmy: Should we give the parachutes to the children. Pilot: F*** the children!.

@sqky

Oh My

Three Asians were hit with a tesco truck the other day. Every little helps...