Jimmy Saval

@kitty_katt

Conversation With Dad

*big sigh* Me: 'I dunno why I get these random big breaths...' Dad: 'You don't know why you get these random big breasts?'.

@JessieH

What do you call identical boobs?. Identitties.

@casey_bmx

Sandwich

This man was walking into a kitchen. He made himself a sandwich. And it was good. It had cheese on it(:.

@MacDoom

Jimmy Saville Joke

Jimmy Saville is on a plane with two children. The plane is about to crash, but there are only two parachutes. Jimmy: Should we give the parachutes to the children. Pilot: F*** the children!.

@Bwanadik

I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you.".

@Bwanadik

Is it too early to say J.R. abused me or shall I wait?.

@Bwanadik

Why does an elephant have four feet. Six inches isn’t enough..

@Molliecat

Gang-bang Style

Gang-bang style Whop whop whop Whop gang-bang style!!!.