@chickgamer

Dairy Queen

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant. Burger King forgot to wrap his whooper!.

@Bwanadik

The other day I was helping my Uncle Jack, off a horse. It was the day I realised the importance of grammar..

@Bwanadik

My girlfriend left me because I've put weight on. She even said that my thumbs were too fat. Botch..

@Bwanadik

My next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants..

@Bwanadik

R.I.P. Sir Patrick Moore. No more Mr. Night Sky..

@Bwanadik

Technically, aren't we all full of ourselves?.

@TimBarnum621

Banned

I recently got banned from Christian mingle.com. How was I supposed to know it's not an appropriate place to make a catholic school girl fantasy a reality?.

@dobowet

Unexpected

I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house. After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.