Right Shoe

You can walk a mile in your shoes,
But what if you had to choose?
Maybe they are someone sleazy's,
Then, would it still be easy?

The shoes would be beat up, major flaws,
These shoes sure are a faux pas.
Trouble haunting all around you,
You would get a famous shoe.

Life so easy, life so simple,
What if you get a pimple?
You'd be the latest fashion fail,
And be tossed in express mail.

Life isn't so simple, anymore,
If a clown's shoe is what you wore.
Laughing all day, happy right now,
But you're an idiot... Wow.

Clowns are so stupid, clowns are so dumb,
They only think, "Um... Um... Um!"
I think you want a normal shoe,
But would you two stick like glue?

Life would be really boring and plain,
Now you want life in the fast lane.
You've had that before, wasn't fun,
You want to finish this run.

Pull on the shoes that belong to you,
Glad that you could come right through.
Lace them up, because now you know,
You've still got miles to go...