A Fly

I really didn't mean it
I really did try
I held back for a little bit
But then there was a fly

You know I have to get them
The house just got in my way
Don't blame me
Blame that fly

Where is he now?
You really think it was a failed try?
Hmm, I'm not that bad
Am I?

Look in the bathroom
I chased him in there
Oh wait! Don't
It's a mess in there

Or was he in the kitchen?
I don't have a clue
Oh wait! I ate him
Now that is what I did do

Don't give me that look
It's only your mess
You left it out
It serves you right