Cocker Spaniel

Moaning and groaning
You plonk yourself down
On me, did I mention?
If you weren't a dog, you'd wear a frown

"Not opuss, Beth, me!"
You want the attention, naturally...
Moaning and groaning
Just for me to see

I know you've got bad ears
But you don't have to tell me
I know you do,
I was at the vets with you, ya see?

Now fall asleep on my shoulder
No more moaning for you
Everything will get better
I promise it will do

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My dog is always at wars with something. This time it's his ears and he's acting the hard done by puppy again lol ... Sometimes I treat my animals like humans haha ;)