Dear neighbours, please do shut up,
'Cause I want to have a nap,
All this shouting and this drilling,
And that ever-dripping tap,
Music is okay, but this?
Oh please do turn it down,
It's wailing and it's screaming,
Like a slightly mental clown,
Renovation? Oh, just great!
Sawing wood through the night,
And now you turn the TV up,
Oh please! This isn't right,
Everything you do is loud,
Yes, I can hear you sneeze!
What I want for Christmas?
Some decent earplugs, please...
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I'm clumsy, clueless, insanely shy and generally a lunatic.
Everyone is busy, Your leaving, I'm leaving. Floor's stinky, Landlord's shouting, Landlady's screaming. Stuffs are messy, We're annoying, We're ignoring.
So the place I live has been called cabbage country,. If that was true I guess it would smell kinda funky,. You've gotta be kidding me,. Unless you grow it in your garden it's cabbage free,.
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