Pizza

@Penno

Joke (2)

I like to fart outside an orphanage so all the little children can get the change to see what hot food smells like x.

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@HasShah

The Fridge

The only reason I open the fridge is to think..

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@Noonington

Choccy Philly

I tried chocolate Philadelphia the other day. It tasted of disappointment..

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@jonah4

Baskin Robbins

Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.

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@Bilaterus

Buttering You Up

What did the bread say to the butter. "I'm toast.".

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@Mad4books

Food

Why is it that you can spend a fortune at the supermarket but when you open the fridge, there's nothing in it you fancy!!!.

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@Mad4books

British

LMFAO CLARA VERSION: I'm british and I know it !x aha!x.

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@WhosHollister

A Walking Crisp!

There's a crisp going a cross the path and a car stops the man inside says do you want a lift the crisp says no I'm a walker ;D.

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