Buttering You Up

@Mad4books

British

LMFAO CLARA VERSION: I'm british and I know it !x aha!x.

@JoshSorensen

Favorite Type Of Biscuit?

My personal favorite would be Maryland Cookies ❤ what's your favorites. .

@TheOneThatGotAway

Oh God! Change Everything At The Last Minute Then!

My step mum said we were having gammon egg and home made chips for dinner so I calculated at lunch today how much would be 500 cal's and how much exercise I would have to do to burn it off but then...

@kariss

Fake Tan

There is a fine line between tanned and looking like you rolled in Cheese Doritos..

@KatF

It's chilly outside so I'm making chilli..

@zooandroo

German Sausage

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst..

@benaken

Doggy Pops

Its funny when my dogs blow off, it always makes them jump. I thought I had just received a text message but realised it wasn't my phones vibrations!. Smells like Chicken.

@Mad4books

Food

Why is it that you can spend a fortune at the supermarket but when you open the fridge, there's nothing in it you fancy!!!.