Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
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Hi I'm zoe I'm a 15 year old student from London and this is mainly funny jokes that I've found or have been told. My instagram is @zooandroo. Enjoy!
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Comments & Feedback (13)
@Linh you may have not meant it like that but you have to remember I'm only 15 so what you said was quite mean and rude in my opinion.
What do you think is mean and Rude? I only say that i Don't understand why you find That's funny. So Tell me what's there rude and mean?
@Linh well then next time you don't find something funny you should just move on to another post, not comment negatively.
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