Muffin Humour

@abidays2004

My Fav Foods :)

Marmite on crumpets, Green & Black white choc, KFC supercharger, Cheese Doritos..

@goalballmouse

Every snack you make, Every meal you bake Every bite you take I'll be watching you. (insert picture of dog looking longingly and think of sting/the police).

@lukesmall123

Say Milk

Say milk Milk Say milk 5 times Milk milk milk milk milk What do dogs drink MILK!. They drink water Dam.

@ua-209

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

This works best if you eat in a super buffet that usually have different varieties of ice cream, not just the standard soft serve fare.

@mattei47

Have you heard of the constipation movie. No Good, it hasn't come out yet.

@sguga

Apple

An apple a day Keeps the doctor away. ...yeah... That's only if you decided to lob it at him and knock him out cold. .

@Dimi

I just ate a Mac chicken meal.. The best meal ever!.

@lazylily1234

Lol

People say that the only veg that makes you cry is an onion... Clearly nobody has been hit by a falling water mellon (ouch) Please follow me.