Chocolate and blueberry muffin sitting in an oven.
Chocolate: is it hot in here or what?
Blueberry: wow a talking muffin!!!
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Chocolate and blueberry muffin sitting in an oven.
Chocolate: is it hot in here or what?
Blueberry: wow a talking muffin!!!
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Marmite on crumpets, Green & Black white choc, KFC supercharger, Cheese Doritos..
Every snack you make, Every meal you bake Every bite you take I'll be watching you. (insert picture of dog looking longingly and think of sting/the police).
Say milk Milk Say milk 5 times Milk milk milk milk milk What do dogs drink MILK!. They drink water Dam.
This works best if you eat in a super buffet that usually have different varieties of ice cream, not just the standard soft serve fare.
Have you heard of the constipation movie. No Good, it hasn't come out yet.
An apple a day Keeps the doctor away. ...yeah... That's only if you decided to lob it at him and knock him out cold. .
I just ate a Mac chicken meal.. The best meal ever!.
People say that the only veg that makes you cry is an onion... Clearly nobody has been hit by a falling water mellon (ouch) Please follow me.
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