@ua-209

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

This works best if you eat in a super buffet that usually have different varieties of ice cream, not just the standard soft serve fare.

@mattei47

Have you heard of the constipation movie. No Good, it hasn't come out yet.

@sguga

Apple

An apple a day Keeps the doctor away. ...yeah... That's only if you decided to lob it at him and knock him out cold. .

@Dimi

I just ate a Mac chicken meal.. The best meal ever!.

@rubysofa

Love & Chocolate

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

@isa

Joke

Servant: hello are you finish You: no im english LOL :-D.

@meggy

Food

I like beans I like beans I know a song about beans Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart :) :).

@lukesmall123

Say Milk

Say milk Milk Say milk 5 times Milk milk milk milk milk What do dogs drink MILK!. They drink water Dam.