Apple

@rubysofa

Love & Chocolate

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

@isa

Joke

Servant: hello are you finish You: no im english LOL :-D.

@meggy

Food

I like beans I like beans I know a song about beans Beans beans good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart :) :).

@tattyteddy

Chilli

I thought it might be a good idea to eat chilli on a hot day, it is called chilli after all!.

@Nobody

Favorite Instrument

Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?" Fat kid: "The lunch bell...".

@Faisal

True Joke

Why is everything healthy so disgusting and why is everything unhealthy so tasty???. ***LIKE IF U AGREE***.

@tattyteddy

Oranges

Did you know if you say orange really slow it sounds like gullible ..... OORRRRAAAAANNNGGGEEEEEEEE - nope it doesn't, if you said orange then your gullible, don't worry, I fell for it too. ;).

@Dimi

I just ate a Mac chicken meal.. The best meal ever!.