True Joke

@albisher

Where does a burger feel at home. On the range!.

@dominiclee

Narnia

What do you call narnia if it was full of bananas . Banania.

@finnthehuman

Lobsters

The thing about lobsters is this: Even though they are the cockroaches of the sea, if you pet ther wet, shiny gray shell, they fall asleep. And if you pet something, you tend to name it.

@Odd

The strange moment when you realise you spent £10 on raw chicken breasts... And you have no idea how too cook it..

@zooandroo

Pancake Joke

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes!.

@1Jessicaholl

Butter

Did you hear the joke about the butter. I can't tell you, you might spread it!.

@albisher

How do you make a milkshake. Creep up behind a cow and say BOO!.

@tattyteddy

Oranges

Did you know if you say orange really slow it sounds like gullible ..... OORRRRAAAAANNNGGGEEEEEEEE - nope it doesn't, if you said orange then your gullible, don't worry, I fell for it too. ;).