Food

@Nobody

Favorite Instrument

Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?" Fat kid: "The lunch bell...".

@Faisal

True Joke

Why is everything healthy so disgusting and why is everything unhealthy so tasty???. ***LIKE IF U AGREE***.

@tattyteddy

Oranges

Did you know if you say orange really slow it sounds like gullible ..... OORRRRAAAAANNNGGGEEEEEEEE - nope it doesn't, if you said orange then your gullible, don't worry, I fell for it too. ;).

@albisher

Where does a burger feel at home. On the range!.

@dominiclee

Narnia

What do you call narnia if it was full of bananas . Banania.

@finnthehuman

Lobsters

The thing about lobsters is this: Even though they are the cockroaches of the sea, if you pet ther wet, shiny gray shell, they fall asleep. And if you pet something, you tend to name it.

@Odd

The strange moment when you realise you spent £10 on raw chicken breasts... And you have no idea how too cook it..

@tattyteddy

Chilli

I thought it might be a good idea to eat chilli on a hot day, it is called chilli after all!.