@GizMonkey

Jokes

A man walked into a bar, what did he say. ----------------------------- "Ouch!".

@bryanrobertheap

Jazz Fm On A Sunday Night

Bliss - I can't put it any simpler than this. I have no idea who any of these artists are but I listen and reflect on the words. Everything is new and different. It's calming yet inspirational.

@vatellalove

Spots please go away, or at least stop coming up on my forehead at the wrong times..

@Jingles

Another day another dollar, taken of me by the bully.

@pozzah6_7

Can I Do Both?

I want to cherish my childhood while I can but at the same time I cannot wait to be free and get out of this place..

@pplaskota

Normality

This word should never be used to define a person. There is no such thing as a normal person because everyone is different..

@yowwa

Pirates

Why are pirates called pirates. 'cos they aaar!.

@puffy1980

Cut Grass

Is there anything better then the smell of cut grass. Well many things...but I have to admit, it's mighty fine.