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Heads up my friends for a little Burr history
We got married in greece, Gill and me
Forty friends and family watched us tie the knot
In the Greek midday sun, by Christ it was hot.

Mrs Burr and I had an island hop planned
For a wee honeymoon, making love in the sand
One day in, we missed the kids too much
Honeymoon ended to feel their touch.

That was the longest my kids haven't been by my side
So tonight Opussians in you I confide
I have my tutu, it really suits me
Fresh ice and cola with chilled Bacardi

A bottle of vino has already gone
I'm ready to sing a sad cowboy song
So here's my advance apology
If I step out of line, please forgive me.

I might say some stuff, funny or sad
Or something that makes me look a little bit mad
I feel the need to occupy my mind
Don't be alarmed by the posts that you find

I put this forewarning in a blog header
So you know not to label it 'for the shredder'
There might be the odd xfile for you to be sleuth
But this one is nothing but the complete truth

Burrfoot

@Burrfoot

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Sorry you're feeling sad πŸ˜” I like the poem though. I hope you're feeling better soon 😘

@Mundy I'm okay.. ish.. But prepare for drivel 😜

Let it all out πŸ’šπŸ’š

@leelee101 the tutu is on just for you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

@naaviie I think I might πŸ˜‰ god help me 2 Moro

Hahaha there is always delete 😜🍻🍺🍸

@naaviie but that would mean admitting defeat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

True! Stay strong brother ✊✌✨😜

Awww don't be sad! Don't worry we will make plenty of excuses for you 😜😘

@sjw I may need it pmsl

@Burrfoot I saw it mate... πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@leelee101 there's been that many in last wee while I've forgotten πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ»πŸΈhope you had a good day and glad you've arrived πŸ‘πŸ

Oh I loved this my lovely...I'm feeling that need to just do something...to vent...hope your ok πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

@leelee101 @misslittleDHP but I'm sure I mind putting an xfile reference in the most cunning pmsl πŸ˜‚

Chin up and write it all out - we're all here to support you / send you love and hugs / take the p*ss a bit!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜š

@MrsS that's what I like to hear πŸ‘πŸ‘

@Burrfoot it wasn't too bad cheers mate. I'll be around for a while πŸ‘

@leelee101 wish I could say the same.. But either mrs is gonna have her wicked way.. Or I'm gonna pass oot πŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot stay strong! The tutu's in place, get upstairs fella!!! β€β€β€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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