@Bwanadik

My kids keep on taking the piss out my Alzheimer's. Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire..

@were

Omg

If my parents knew I read these jokes... *shudder*.

@Lushee

Lol

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out so you sit there clapping, like a retarded seal ....

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #23

Me: GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?. >:( My friend: Lol, PMS. XD.

@Bwanadik

I have a friend who masturbates twice whenever reading poetry. That's per verse..

@Bwanadik

Frank

Roses are red, My name is Frank I have tourettes, Fuck. Bollocks. Wank!.

@albisher

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water. A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast. I just got laid a minute ago.".

@albisher

A Sexy Police Woman with Notepad in Hand Says to Drunk Man. 'Anything You Say Will be Taken Down'. Man Replies: Your Panties..