Lol

@Bwanadik

I have a friend who masturbates twice whenever reading poetry. That's per verse..

@Bwanadik

Frank

Roses are red, My name is Frank I have tourettes, Fuck. Bollocks. Wank!.

@albisher

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water. A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast. I just got laid a minute ago.".

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #1

A man walks into a library and says, "Hello, I understand you have a new book entitled "Small Penises." The librarian replies, "I'm afraid it isn't in yet.".

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #3

A man walks into a library and asks for a book about homosexuals. The librarian says, "You're in luck: this one's just come out.".

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #4

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth. The librarian says "try over there in the C section"..

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #6

A man walks into a library and asks for a book about Indecent Exposure. "Fuck off" said the librarian "You've already taken it out.".

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #23

Me: GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?. >:( My friend: Lol, PMS. XD.