Library Joke #3

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #6

A man walks into a library and asks for a book about Indecent Exposure. "Fuck off" said the librarian "You've already taken it out.".

@albisher

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common. A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get..

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #10

A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it..

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #11

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suffocation. The librarian says, "Would you like a bag with that?".

@Nathan_01935

what did one tampon say to the other tampon. nothing, they're both stuck up cunts.

@albisher

Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra....

@albisher

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common. A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them..

@Bwanadik

Library Joke #4

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth. The librarian says "try over there in the C section"..