Library Joke #11

@albisher

Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra....

@albisher

Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common. A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them..

@Bwanadik

Have you seen the new film about the unhappy lesbian. It's called Miserable Les..

@Bwanadik

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room. Two, if they're sliced thin enough..

@Bwanadik

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I love the site bigbustycoons.com Those guys sure have really good bus companies..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Queen's Speech

Every Christmas I watch the Queen's speech, it's always one of my more shameful wanks..

@Bwanadik

I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia..

@Nathan_01935

what did one tampon say to the other tampon. nothing, they're both stuck up cunts.