@Bwanadik

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room. Two, if they're sliced thin enough..

@Bwanadik

.com

I love the site bigbustycoons.com Those guys sure have really good bus companies..

@Andy_Hayhurst

Queen's Speech

Every Christmas I watch the Queen's speech, it's always one of my more shameful wanks..

@Bwanadik

I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia..

@Bwanadik

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park..

@Bwanadik

Online Chat

I was chatting to this woman online earlier, she said: "So tell me, what do they call you?" "Tripod" 'I replied. "Oooh, why do they call you that, got a big one have you?" She asked.

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #26

(me talking about Verka Serdyuchka) My cousin: Who is he. Me: He'a basically the Lady Gaga of Ukraine. My cousin: Is he cute. Me: He's a transvestite..

@Bwanadik

Have you seen the new film about the unhappy lesbian. It's called Miserable Les..