@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #26

(me talking about Verka Serdyuchka) My cousin: Who is he. Me: He'a basically the Lady Gaga of Ukraine. My cousin: Is he cute. Me: He's a transvestite..

@albisher

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild. Money..

@Bwanadik

A female weightlifter pays a visit to her doctor and says "I've been taking steroids and it seems I have grown a cock." "Anabolic?" asks the Doctor "No just a cock" she replies..

@DemonCarter

Weather, Always The Weather

Ooooh, lovely, thunder and lightning. My biggest wish was to have a flash and bang in my bed at night..

@albisher

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do you want to know ?"..

@Lushee

... Whoooops

If you think 7 year of bad luck is to much for breaking a mirror ... Try breaking a condom.

@Lushee

<3<3<3

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU just kidding I want to throw a chair at your face.

@Bwanadik

Online Chat

I was chatting to this woman online earlier, she said: "So tell me, what do they call you?" "Tripod" 'I replied. "Oooh, why do they call you that, got a big one have you?" She asked.