@albisher

Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX." Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do you want to know ?"..

@Lushee

... Whoooops

If you think 7 year of bad luck is to much for breaking a mirror ... Try breaking a condom.

@Lushee

<3<3<3

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I LOVE YOU just kidding I want to throw a chair at your face.

@albisher

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!.

@Dilly

Politics

A man walks up to this guy and asks him to tell you about the politics of his country.

@bebokalo13

Railway Accident!!

Once Mr. Bean went for a job interview. He was asked in the interview, " have you ever met any railway accident?" Mr. Bean replied," yes !. Once the train was going through a long tunnel.

@Lushee

O.O

There was thunder and lightening last night .... The lights flickered, Fucking shitting it, I thought the TV was gonna go.

@DemonCarter

Weather, Always The Weather

Ooooh, lovely, thunder and lightning. My biggest wish was to have a flash and bang in my bed at night..