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@albisher

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys. A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving..

@Kathyc

Hygiene Product People

A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..

@Onixea

I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.

@LeaEllieAbiAkl

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.

@vieromero

Kinky <3 Day

Valentine's Day is the day when the "V" and the "D" finally come together..

@albisher

I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit..

@bebokalo13

Adult Joke

Once husband wanted to check his wife intelligence so he asked to his wife. Husband:: can u tell me such a sentence which can make sad and happy at the same time.

@bebokalo13

18+ Poem

Roses are red Violets are blue, Roses are red Violets are blue... I'm using my hand, But i'm thinking About you..