There was thunder and lightening last night ....
The lights flickered,
Fucking shitting it,
I thought the TV was gonna go
There was thunder and lightening last night ....
The lights flickered,
Fucking shitting it,
I thought the TV was gonna go
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Hai XD . I live in Ireland :) Ben nd Jerry's is awesome ... So are leprechauns
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys. A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving..
A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..
I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.
Valentine's Day is the day when the "V" and the "D" finally come together..
I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit..
Once husband wanted to check his wife intelligence so he asked to his wife. Husband:: can u tell me such a sentence which can make sad and happy at the same time.
Roses are red Violets are blue, Roses are red Violets are blue... I'm using my hand, But i'm thinking About you..
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