18+ Poem

@charlottearmstrong

Barney Theme..?

Keep hearing loads of Barney jokes/songs _____________________ I love drugs, Drugs love me, Crack cocaine and ecstasy A sniff over here and injection over there, now I'm in intensive care..

@albisher

Two men are sitting in a pub and one says to the other 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His buddy replies 'You're so fucking lucky. mine is still alive!'.

@bebokalo13

Smile :)

In the exam : Complete the sentence: Early to bed , early to rise........ I wrote:: I'm sure this man has no interest in his wife ..

@albisher

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children. A: Ask your mother..

@albisher

Q. What is the cheapest meat. A. Deer balls, there under a buck..

@albisher

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree. Hold onto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!.

@albisher

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur. Answer: Mega-sore-ass..

@sammysmilezzz

For Harry Potter Fans (:

I heard you're a Gryffinwhore. Because you let every wizard Slytherin..