Smile :)

@albisher

Q. What is the cheapest meat. A. Deer balls, there under a buck..

@albisher

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree. Hold onto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!.

@albisher

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur. Answer: Mega-sore-ass..

@arabonee

Yo Mama

Yo so poor that she went to KFC to lick other people's fingers and like this post.

@arabonee

Kik.

@Eatonlynch

Female student: *Banging the computer mouse on the table* Male teacher: Stop banging that mouse on the table. How would you like it if I banged you on the table?... *awkward...*.

@Eatonlynch

My little sister's password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto'. When I asked her why , she said; "They told me to use 4 characters.

@albisher

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children. A: Ask your mother..