Keep hearing loads of Barney jokes/songs
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I love drugs,
Drugs love me,
Crack cocaine and ecstasy
A sniff over here and injection over there,
now I'm in intensive care.
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Heya, 13. British. Suffolk. Love art <3. I don't mind a bit of poetry so y'know. I never shut up so chat sometime? (kik me=lottiearmstrong1) Follow mayb??
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