@albisher

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children. A: Ask your mother..

@albisher

Q. What is the cheapest meat. A. Deer balls, there under a buck..

@albisher

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree. Hold onto your nuts-This is no ordinary Blow Job!.

@albisher

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur. Answer: Mega-sore-ass..

@Lushee

On Airport Pickup Duties

"My flight lands at nine-thirty on Sunday .... You want to watch what. What the fuck is mad men . I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up.".

@Andy_Hayhurst

Cunt

I wanted to write the word "Cunt" on Opuss but can't think of a sentence to use it in..

@Lushee

On Getting Rescued By A lifeguard At The Beach

Lifeguard : "what were you doing that far out. You can't swim. ...Son you're a good athlete, but I'v seen what you call swimming.It looks like a slow kid on his knees trying so smash ants.".

@bebokalo13

Smile :)

In the exam : Complete the sentence: Early to bed , early to rise........ I wrote:: I'm sure this man has no interest in his wife ..