Kinky <3 Day

@LeaEllieAbiAkl

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.

@Onixea

I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.

@albisher

I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit..

@bebokalo13

Adult Joke

Once husband wanted to check his wife intelligence so he asked to his wife. Husband:: can u tell me such a sentence which can make sad and happy at the same time.

@bebokalo13

18+ Poem

Roses are red Violets are blue, Roses are red Violets are blue... I'm using my hand, But i'm thinking About you..

@sammysmilezzz

For Harry Potter Fans (:

I heard you're a Gryffinwhore. Because you let every wizard Slytherin..

@charlottearmstrong

Barney Theme..?

Keep hearing loads of Barney jokes/songs _____________________ I love drugs, Drugs love me, Crack cocaine and ecstasy A sniff over here and injection over there, now I'm in intensive care..

@albisher

Two men are sitting in a pub and one says to the other 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His buddy replies 'You're so fucking lucky. mine is still alive!'.