I hate PMS.
It makes a mess.
You feel such a slag.
Waking up to the Japanese flag.
Washing the sheet is hard.
And you maxed your credit card.
So it's no use to buy a new one.
Day one has just begun.
Shit!! Eight more days. Men couldn't take this I bet
Please don't think it's racist. I got nothin against Japanese. My friend told me this
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What I do when I like somebody: 1% - Talk to them. 99% - Stare..
A man to cardiologist, How dare you tell my wife that she has a cute vagina. Doctor: Stupid, I told her that she has acute angina..
If you can get past all the nonsense. All religions share the same message, which is.... Try not to be a cunt!.
Paedophilia is on the decrease as a direct result of child obesity. Keep our children safe, keep our children fat.... No one wants to fuck a fat kid..
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