@Andy_Hayhurst

My Stand Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YWZNEbkE7s.

@TheRainbowUnicorn

Passing or Failing

Daughter: Dad, what's better; passing or failing. Dad: Passing, of course Daughter: Oh good, because I passed my pregnancy test:) Dad:#%^?!~.

@Supertecnoboff

Score

This joke is like a rapist. It's going to score whether you like it or not..

@albisher

Q. What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex. A. They just kinda lay there..

@albisher

Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common. A. No ball room.

@Supertecnoboff

Sex

Duct tape is silver... Silence is golden..

@Supertecnoboff

Buffering

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still. "What are you doing?" "Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'.".

@Andy_Hayhurst

Religion

If you can get past all the nonsense. All religions share the same message, which is.... Try not to be a cunt!.