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I LOVE YOU
just kidding I want
to throw a chair at your face
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I LOVE YOU
just kidding I want
to throw a chair at your face
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Hai XD . I live in Ireland :) Ben nd Jerry's is awesome ... So are leprechauns
A man walks up to this guy and asks him to tell you about the politics of his country.
Once Mr. Bean went for a job interview. He was asked in the interview, " have you ever met any railway accident?" Mr. Bean replied," yes !. Once the train was going through a long tunnel.
There was thunder and lightening last night .... The lights flickered, Fucking shitting it, I thought the TV was gonna go.
A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys. A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving..
Valentine's Day is the day when the "V" and the "D" finally come together..
I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!.
Wow lots of likes for this? Really???? Nah just kidding its good????
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