Politics

@bebokalo13

Railway Accident!!

Once Mr. Bean went for a job interview. He was asked in the interview, " have you ever met any railway accident?" Mr. Bean replied," yes !. Once the train was going through a long tunnel.

@Kathyc

Hygiene Product People

A girl is like a razor, you never know how sharp she is until you test her. A guy is like a tampon, once he's fulfilled his purpose you just throw him away..

@Lushee

O.O

There was thunder and lightening last night .... The lights flickered, Fucking shitting it, I thought the TV was gonna go.

@vieromero

Kinky <3 Day

Valentine's Day is the day when the "V" and the "D" finally come together..

@Onixea

I hate PMS. It makes a mess. You feel such a slag. Waking up to the Japanese flag. Washing the sheet is hard. And you maxed your credit card. So it's no use to buy a new one. Day one has just begun.

@LeaEllieAbiAkl

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.

@albisher

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys. A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving..

@albisher

I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit..