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Hands

Have you washed your hands little lady?
Have you washed you hands?
No? Well then you naughty thing!
You'll have to wash them. Stand
In front of the bathroom sink,
I'll lift you if you need it,
Cos if you don't wash your hands
I'm afraid you'll never beat it.
It being all the germs
Snuggled in the creases
Of skin upon your little palms.
Their activity never ceases.
You'll grow hair all over your body
And a set of fifty teeth,
Your toenails will go curly
And flowers will sprout from your cheeks.
The Child Catcher will have to come for you
And whisk you off, away
To be quarantined, immunised, cleaned
In a bubble bath some day.
So wash your hands my little one,
Wash your hands my dear,
Or one day you'll regret it
And get very ill I fear.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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And who doesn't enjoy a bit of child-frightening?! Really funny🐧

Awe this is cute and funny! Ace work! 💚✨👏

@Clairabethy yay another penguin! Haha unfortunately she doesn't believe me anymore (she's four now)

@naaviie why thank you chick and for the repost 😊😘

@rracmada thanks for the repost too 😊

@Delilah welcome my dear.

@Delilah haha, you might slip

@Delilah haha, you might slip something past her if you keep on trying 😉

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Omg! Delilah I hope thats not what you tell her! Lmao xx

P.s remind me never to ask you babysit 😹😹😹 I'm still laughing! X

@RichWithey once I promised her a KitKat there was no opposition haha 😉

@sjw I'm perfectly good with kids thank you! Like Mary Poppins 😉 haha

@sjw oh and thanks for the repost 😘

Your welcome 😽

Nanny McPhee comes more to mind, not the looks of course! 😽😽

Fab 😄👍 what about potatoes growing behind the ears 😂😉😄😘

@sjw hmm.....😝😘

@minxyMolly haha she doesn't believe that one either! She's a smart cookie! 😊

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