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@Yasir

Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably A trick that everyone abhors In little girls is slamming doors.

@sjw

To All You Jacks.

#fillintheblank There once was a man named Jack. Jack really loved to leave the toilet seat up.

@glen

Teachers Stew

My sisters daughter has to write a poem called 'teachers stew' for school, so I said I'd help, this is our joint poem.

@Delilah

Hands

Have you washed your hands little lady. Have you washed you hands. No. Well then you naughty thing. You'll have to wash them.

@mpallister24

I Went To The Barber

I went to the barber. He cut off my hair, which would have been great, but he didn't stop there. He slipped with his scissors. He snipped with his shears, and cut off my eyebrows and both of my ears.

@leelee101

The Owl and the Pussycat (sort of)

The owl and the pussycat went to sea. In a knackered old wooden boat. They hadn't sailed more than a yard offshore. When sea water splashed her fur coat. 'All I wanted', she complained to the owl.

@misslittleDHP

Babbadoo

There's a place called Babbadoo Never go there For if you do You won't get out They will eat you.

@mort

Drink ( Is It Worth It )

When you're feeling down. And you're life begins to stink. Have no fear my friend. Here's a bottle of drink. When you've drunk just half. Your brain decides to thaw. Here ya go my friend.