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Teachers Stew

My sisters daughter has to write a poem called 'teachers stew' for school, so I said I'd help, this is our joint poem. (She is 7)

Teacher told me off and left me feeling blue
So I'm getting my revenge by making a teachers stew
All the kids will cheer as I cook them in my pot
Stir them round and round and make sure it's nice and hot
I won't get expelled and I won't get a suspension
There'll be no teachers left, I won't even get a detention
Us kids will run the school, our lives will be perfection
We can do what we want, like listening to 'One Direction'
We can play games all day and won't stop till there's a winner
But if we all get hungry, we can have teachers stew for dinner
We can have indoor play all day without doing any work
We can all wear our pajamas no need for trousers or a skirt....

glen

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Ok I wrote it with her saying add one direction and cooking teachers lol

Ha ha! Love it. What a great idea... Teachers stew. Wish I had thought of that. ✨🌟✨great poem too. Lovely flow. 🌟✨🌟

Haha awesome you two! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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πŸ˜‚ This has inspired me... Now I'm going to do this on Monday ☺ Thanks! And if I get arrested, I'll just blame it on you mkay?

Awww it's awesome πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

I likey β€β€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Ahhh! Finally a proper response to Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall πŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸŒŸ

@sleepydragon @leelee101 @tetti2 @Klaire @sjw @LiSaC64 @ckahn thanks everyone I wasn't sure about posting it on here, quite different to my usual poems πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ‘»

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