When you're feeling down
And you're life begins to stink
Have no fear my friend
Here's a bottle of drink
When you've drunk just half
Your brain decides to thaw
Here ya go my friend
Drink a little bit more
When you've downed a third
You think you are the best
Hurry up my friend
You better drink the rest
Now the drinks all gone
What ya gonna do
Spend your whole night puking
Down the sodding loo
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