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Vaseline

I hear he wears an oven glove.
An oven glove?
An oven glove.
I hear he wears an oven glove
Full of Vaseline.

Full of Vaseline I say.
Vaseline you say?
Vaseline I say.
Why's the oven glove filled that way?
Well, let me tell a tale.

The master's gone and got a wife.
Got a life?
No, got a wife!
Although it could be said he's finally got a life,
He's a bit of a jerk, I'll admit.

He wears it so his hand is soft.
Hand is soft?
So his hand is soft.
Have you got hearing problems Croft?
You'd better get that checked.

He's a dirty fella, the master is
The master is?
Yeah, it's for his missus.
Why do we still talk like this?
Wait, what's for his new wife?

The glove full of Vaseline!
Why, is she keen
On Vaseline?
What should I know about such trivial things?!
I'm just speculating see.

I think we'd best just drop this talk.
But why, Mr Chalk?
Because we'd better stop.
He's got a glove and that is all
Now back to work you twit.

Delilah

@Delilah

Just an average 17-yr-old from Northern Ireland. Kik: Delilah_95

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Comments & Feedback (19)

I πŸ’— of mice and men! This is class. 😜😘

I remember reading it for my GCSE English Lit... I like the twist of the oven glove... It wasn't a oven glove in the book right? 😳 or does my memory fail me? 😚

@Odd hehe no just a rubber glove I think...can I plead poetic license? πŸ˜‰ thanks

@IndiaSparrow why thank you m'dear 😊 personally I wasn't a big fan of it or Lord of The Flies either πŸ˜–πŸ˜˜

@rachrocksdotcom thanks for the repost chick 😊

@Delilah very good hunny! πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@Delilah the oven glove suggest he belongs in the kitchen... πŸ˜ƒ bout time men started making us some sandwiches 😘

@leelee101 hehe thanks and for the repost Mr Taskmaster sir πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜ free chicken soup for the taskmaster? And a brew? 🍲🍺

@Odd hear hear! Hear that lads? Haha 😘

@Delilah do you really think you can get round me that easily? Make it two brews... πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

@leelee101 🍻 two brews coming up πŸ˜‰ here what do you think this is? The Queen Vic?

@Delilah works for me babe! πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@leelee101 ahem tip? πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜

@Delilah πŸ’° that's all you're getting young lady! πŸ˜‚

This is great babe love it πŸ’žβ€πŸ’žβ‡

This is fabulous...as always my sweet...here's a πŸ† for a fabulossa write😘😘😘

@leelee101 hmm it'll do πŸ˜‰

@sjw hehe thanks chick 😊😘

@misslittleDHP yay!! Haha thank you my lovely and for the repost 😘😘

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