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How A Fish Died...

There was once a fish called Dory,
How she died is an interesting story,
It wasn't her fault,
It was Mr Salt,
Who gave her a death rather gory.

Dory was swimming round her tank,
Eating all the food that sank,
But she didn't know,
It wasn't 'Fish Grow'
It was food of the rat called Frank.

Mr Salt gave Dory food of a rat,
Dory grew and became quite fat,
One day she exploded,
Her body eroded,
Then she was eaten by the cat.

The fish tank was empty,
It wasn't touched for a century,
The fish were gone,
Now there was none,
But fish food, they had plenty.

Georgiastar

@Georgiastar

Hi...just me...being random...!

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Comments & Feedback (10)

@glen, hope it's ok!

Please repost!

That's hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŸ๐Ÿณ

@glen lol, thank you!

Loving it so .far

@datpria2 thanks!

Excellent! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘โค

@leelee101 thank you!

Really great!

@LottiePenguin thank you!

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