1) Sexier people.
2) Less-of-a-dick people.
3) Ass. Ass ass ass!
4) More ass.
5) Being able to write more.
6) Stop complaining about being able to not write.
7) More money would be nice.
8) Rena's boobs being bigger would be nicer.
9) Why do I hate people?
10) Why haven't I seen Rena today?
11) Why am I here?
12) Contraception.
13) Oh yeah.
14) Taking over the world!
15) Taking control of my sexual desires.
16) Failed.
17) Passed.
18) Angry.
19) Drivers being dicks.
20) Girls diverting my eyes from the road.
21) Bouncy!
22) MORE bouncy!
23) Look out!
24) Bollocks, broken arm. Damn those tits. Damn damn damn.... Daaaaaaamn!
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